Thailand has a lot of Johnny Depps. Some of them are the goateed-and-bespectacled sort, some of them are Captains Jack Sparrow, and some are just shaggy-haired 1990s heartthrobs. This one of the Captain Jack persuasion is a taxi driver on Ko Samet.
I didn't actually catch his name (he said it's "Fan," which means boyfriend or girlfriend, so I'm not sure I believe him.) I only met him briefly late Friday night, but our interaction expanded my Thai vocabulary with things it's not polite to share.